For a little bit of extra money, I relax in my chair and complete some surveys. You’ll never get rich doing this. However, the money does add up after awhile. There are a few surveys that I will not do. Here is a list of ten:

1. I will not do a survey on bras. I don’t wear them, and I really can’t give very effective opinions on the subject.
2. I will not do a survey on laxatives. I just can’t get flushed with excitement in doing this type of survey.
3. I will not do a survey on erectile dysfunction. I’m not up for doing this at all.
4. I will not do a survey on luxury or expensive cars. If I had the money to own one, I wouldn’t have to do a survey in the first place.
5. I will not do a survey on smoking. I don’t smoke, and I wouldn’t have anything good to say about it.
6. I will not do a survey on hair loss. The subject is a little too hairy for me. Also, I’m not sure that I could get to the root of the problem.
7. I will not do a survey on loans. I’m not into borrowing. Now if you want to give me a million dollars, that’s another story.
8. I will not do a survey about business travel. Once again, if I did a lot of business travel, I wouldn’t have the time or desire to work on surveys.
9. I will not do a survey on swimming pools. I don’t own one. If they can consider my bathtub as a swimming pool, perhaps I will then change my mind.
10. I will not do a survey on racecar driving. I know that it is a popular sport, but I really don’t follow it that closely. I would feel a need to race through the survey.