The Abominable Snowman is considered by many people to be either a myth or a legend. Many people wonder if he exists. If you ever meet the Abominable Snowman, here are ten things that you should not say or ask of him:

1.   Say Abominable Snowman, can you make me a snowcone?

2.   Is there a Mrs. Abominable Snowman in your life? You look like you could use some nurturing.

3.   Why do some people call you big foot? Have you ever considered getting a pair of odor eaters?

4.   Have you seen Santa Claus lately? I’m still waiting for my Wii System.

5.   Has anyone ever called you Mr. Furball? You must shed like crazy.

6.   Excuse me Mr. Abominable sir, can you tell me where the bathroom is?

7.   Have you considered going on the Abomination Diet. I think you’ve been eating too many Hostess Snowballs.

8.   Say give me a high five. Darn it Mr. Abominable. You just fractured my hand. Way to go you @!#%.

9.   Can you lead me to the path of righteousness? If you can’t do that, can you get me out of the #@!% cold instead?

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10. You sure look like Cousin It from the Adams Family. Is he your cousin?