You and your date are having an enjoyable time at the movie theater when all of a sudden the Blob comes out of the movie screen and starts coming towards you. Here are ten things that you should not say to the Blob:

1. Hey shapeless, you remind me of Flubber.
2. Has anyone ever told you that you could use a complete body makeover?
3. You have no eyes, mouth, or ears. What am I?
4. You have a nice green color. Would you like to appear in a Jello commercial?
5. I paid $16.00 to see my date with Monica ruined by you shapeless piece of #@$. I’m going to demand to have my money back. Oh Monica, where are you? Great, you just swallowed up Monica. You’re in big trouble now.
6. Hey slime ball, can you form into all kinds of objects like Clayface?
7. You’re so sticky and gooey. Whatever you do, I’m warning you, don’t mess with my hair.
8. You could stand to lose a few hundred pounds. You can call on the Slime Fast Diet.
9. The picture was garbage anyways. I don’t blame you for leaving the screen.
10. Where’s Superman or the X-Men when you showed up? It’s super hero time.

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