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10 Things to Do on the Day Before the End of the World
So if you haven’t heard already, there are about 12 different ways the world could end on December 21st, 2012. Many people throughout time have predicted it, so there’s a pretty good chance one of the theories could be true. So here’s a top ten list of things to do on the eve of the apocalypse.
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Set Lots of Things On Fire
Tomorrow is the end of the world, so material things don’t matter much. Release your inner pyro and burn everything you can. Bonus points for big explosions.
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Eat Everything
If you’re still on some kind of diet, quit. It doesn’t matter what size you are tomorrow. You probably are going to die anyway. So eat that cake you’ve been craving, and that pie, and the cookies. Oh the cookies.
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Spend All of Your Money
Money doesn’t matter. So spend it all. Buy everything you can. Then burn it for fun. Or waste your last hours playing with it. Your pick.
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Experiment
Do something you’ve always wanted to do but were afraid to try because of embarrassment, risk of death, or illegalness. Bonus points if it’s all three.
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Take Care of Your Enemies
There are always those people who you absolutely cannot stand. Tell them how you really feel and slap them across the face. Then laugh.
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Drive Really Fast
Speed limits are for people with lots of time. Since you don’t have much time at all, you should drive really really fast. It’s thrilling and dangerous. But fear is for people with lots of time.
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Make Lots of Love
Might as well go out feeling good. Pregnancy and STD’s don’t matter at this point.
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Say Goodbye
I’m sure there are people who you will miss. Make sure you say goodbye to them and get everything off your mind. Say I love you.
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Pick a God and Pray
It’s probably a good idea to start being religious if you aren’t yet. Otherwise, if you’ve been practicing the things on this list, you might find yourself a little uncomfortable…eternally
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Throw a Doomsday Party
Throw a big party and try to accomplish everything on this list while at it. If the world doesn’t end tomorrow, at least you had fun. Now you’ll just have to return all those items and go get tested.
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Very funny list.
Very funny…yet disturbing and nervewracking at the same time.