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10 Thoughts of a Student Before a Pop Quiz

Published by Antuan Melvin in Life
September 2, 2009

Ten things that run through a student’s mind as they are informed about a pop quiz.

As we can all remember, school was a time of happiness back in elementary school…  The best times of the day were lunch time and recess.  The playground was full of children, and the air was filled with laughter and other sounds of enjoyment from the students…

If only middle and high school were the same way…  Unfortunately for everyone, we would all learn the hard way as we got older that the term “No Homework” was not to be taken literally, and the hard way meant getting a 50% on the pop quiz that followed up the day after we were given “No Homework”.

Agree or disagree?  Tell me if the following ten thoughts were shared with you as the words “Pop Quiz!” echoed throughout the room as the students fell silent amongst each other in the classroom:

  1. Awww ____!  (Fill in the blank with a synonym for ”human excrement”)
  2. “I really can’t afford to fail this quiz…”
  3. “Something told me to study last night, but I was just too tired…”
  4. *Yawn*  “What did the teacher just say?”  *Yawn*
  5. “Maybe I can keep my notes up under my paper and the teacher won’t notice it!”
  6. “DDDDAAAAAAA—MMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!”
  7. “I hope the nerd beside me knows what he/she’s doing!”
  8. “Can I borrow a pencil?”
  9. “Man you said NO HOMEWORK!!!”
  10. “GOD, if you help me pass this quiz, I promise I will study every night!”

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5 Comments

  1. Posted September 2, 2009 at 2:54 am

    Really funny, thanks.

  2. Posted September 2, 2009 at 2:55 am

    haha, nicely done mate. This is fun stuff. I expecialy love the last one. Such a classic – reminds me of Bart SImpson =D

    Thanks for sharing.

  3. Posted September 2, 2009 at 3:58 am

    Nice one to share…great one

  4. Posted September 2, 2009 at 9:50 am

    The first one is one I’ve said loads of times for any sort of school work. And mzmax100 is right – it does remind me of Bart! Good and a hilarious article!

  5. Posted September 9, 2009 at 7:22 am

    I think I would of study anyway, but then again I never had pop quiz

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