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10 Toothpaste Flavors We Don’t Want to See
Here is a humorous list of toothpaste flavors that we don’t want to see at the grocery store.
There are a variety of toothpaste flavors that are available today. From mint to bubblegum, the flavors make it more desirable to brush your teeth. Here are some flavors of toothpaste that would never make the grade:
- Brocolli flavor toothpaste would leave your teeth nice and green. Children would hate this flavor.
- Wooden flavor toothpaste would give your breath an outdoor odor. It would taste awful and should be axed.
- Horseradish flavor toothpaste would give you fire breath. It would increase your intake of fluids.
- Smelly socks flavor toothpaste is too disgusting to even think about.
- Onion and garlic flavor toothpaste would definitely affect your social life in a negative way.
- Spam flavor toothpaste would gross you out after a single brushing.
- Liver flavor toothpaste would cause your stomach to churn violently.
- Cement flavor toothpaste would keep your mouth firmly shut.
- Ear wax flavor toothpaste might be popular with witches but nobody else.
- Sardine flavor toothpaste would taste horribly fishy, but it would also increase your Omega 3.
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You’re right Steve, these are disgusting, all ten.
SO funny. When I was in Culinary School when had onion paste (but it was for cooking) even still it’s fun to think about.
Can I secretly switch your #8 with my wife’s toothpaste?
eww.
Funny though. You got a laugh or two out of me
Very funny