It is better to not come right and ask not go to the inlaws on Thanksgiving Day, or you may not have inlaws in the future. Instead. you may find some of these excuses handy.

1. Plan a hunting or fishing trip with the guys,, forgetting which day of the that accidentally fell on…
2. Pick a fight with your mate the hours before, say something like “have you put on weight lately”?
3. Invite over your buddies to your house for turkey and beer dressing that you are going to make . (she will not want to have to clean that mess up of course)
4. Rent a porn movie and try to convince her that you want to just spend the day alone with her.
5. Clog up the bathroom toilet, and start taking steps to clean it out…at the last minute, that you will catch up with her later.
6. Write down a phone number and leave it in your personal stuff for her to find, she will believe it belongs to another woman.She will leave you behind to go cry to Mommy.
7. Fake a sickness, stomach cramps, prostate things, hemorroids…etc..
8. tell her in advance that you have been invited to a friends house that she does not like, she will then compromise and go with out you.
9. Insist on everyone bringing a fair share to the dinner, ram rodding the entire event.
10. If all else fails, take two aspirins, drink too many beers and start talking loud.

These steps are to be taking carefully and may cause serious side effects such as divorce, small Christmas

presents in future, celibacy, poisoned foods, and a new apartment verses the dog house you will be in.