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10 Ways to Get Out of a Lie

Published by jppowers in Life
April 5, 2009

You have just told a lie to your best friend about why you ditched him last night. How do you respond?

10. My grandma was sick and I had to bury her cat that died.


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9. My grandma went crazy and attacked a rat she thought was a magical being out to get her


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8. I went skydiving with my grandma and her cat fell out of the plane and died


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7. My grandma went to a rock concert and got lost


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6. My grandma’s cat went crazy and killed an albino squirrel


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5. My grandma started a riot and got arrested


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4. My grandma got angry and attacked the mayor during a speech about banning motorized scooters in town


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3. My grandma was snorkeling and was attacked by an angry turtle


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2. My grandmas cat escaped and it got eaten by a giant snake and we had to find the snake for her


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1. My grandmas cat fell off a cliff and died

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There is no good way to lie to people : P

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  1. erik robers
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    funny! keep up the good work

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