10 Ways to Get Out of a Lie
You have just told a lie to your best friend about why you ditched him last night. How do you respond?
10. My grandma was sick and I had to bury her cat that died.

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9. My grandma went crazy and attacked a rat she thought was a magical being out to get her

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8. I went skydiving with my grandma and her cat fell out of the plane and died

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7. My grandma went to a rock concert and got lost

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6. My grandma’s cat went crazy and killed an albino squirrel

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5. My grandma started a riot and got arrested

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4. My grandma got angry and attacked the mayor during a speech about banning motorized scooters in town

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3. My grandma was snorkeling and was attacked by an angry turtle

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2. My grandmas cat escaped and it got eaten by a giant snake and we had to find the snake for her

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1. My grandmas cat fell off a cliff and died
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There is no good way to lie to people : P
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funny! keep up the good work