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Fortune cookies are for everyone. We all like to read our fortune from time to time. They are even for the rich. Here are ten fortune cookie sayings for rich people.

1. The stock market is up. Mutuals are up. Your portfolio is up. Life is good.
2. Share your fortune with others but keep most of it for yourself.
3. Go out and buy a football franchise. You deserve it.
4. Take a trip around the world just for the fun of it.
5. The worst three words in the english language are Tax the Rich.
6. Keep the auto industry alive by buying five luxury cars. Give one to your three-year-old.
7. The only time that it’s good to be dirty is when you’re filthy rich.
8. A good pair of shoes is hard to come by. Buy an entire shoe store and you’ll have no problem.
9. Are you worried about health insurance? Go out and buy a health insurance company. Problem solved.
10. Smile for the camera. Your teeth are perfect and so are you.
11. Spend a day at the spa. Let other people fry in tanning booths.
12. Hiring illegal immigrants for your domestic help is against the law. But hey, you’re above the law.