Some people really need a way to cheer them up, so I made this! It could be called a way to utilize your friend to cheer you up and make you laugh.In other words, this article is for driving your friends up the wall and through the ceiling. Just don’t drive them tooooo far. You might get hurt (I cannot be held responsible for these *accidents*). I hope that you have fun annoying your friends!

1. Keep repeating obvious stuff with a jolly face. E.G. “Did know that the sky was blue? ……… Did you know that the sky was blue?” and so on.
• Chance of Success: 85%
• Do not use if person is immature
• Do not use if person already knows of this method and doesn’t care
2. Poke……… Poke ……… Poke………
• Chance of Success: 95%
• Use especially on sensitive people
• Do not prod too hard, it will hurt
3. Be sarcastic. E.G. “Yeah, right…”
• Chance of Success: 35%
• This is an old trick, it has been used too much, so it might not work
4. Keep saying “Why or What”
• Chance of Success: 70%
• Use as long as the other person doesn’t start doing that to you too
5. Tap them on the shoulder that is opposite of you.
• Chance of Success: 70%
• Make sure that the person does not know it is you until you tell them
6. Make lot of noise. E.G. Tap your fingers on the table right in front of your friend.
• Chance of Success: 85%
• May take some time
7. The amazing “Kick Me” Post-It.
• Chance of Success: 95%
• Make sure that the person does not know it is you until you tell them
8. Copy-Cat!
• Chance of Success: 95%
• Make sure you copy the person exactly. Especially if they say, ” is stupid.”
9. Take forever to do something. E.G. Drinking from the water fountain.
• Chance of Success: 99%
• May take some time
10. Ignore them.
• Chance of Success: 90%
• May take some time
11. Tell inside jokes. E.G. “Hey, Hey! Guess what? PEANUT BUTTER!!!HAHAHAHAH!!!! It’s an inside joke.”
• Chance of Success: 70%
• They might think that you are weird instead of annoying
12. Reply to serious questions with gibberish. E.G. “Question: Did you hear about the car crash today? Answer: SPLAADFASAGWERTGWERYT!”
• Chance of Success: 90%
• Make sure you say something that is totally non-understandable
13. Answer and ask random questions that have nothing to do with the topic. E.G. “Question: How do you think the weather is today? Answer: 3.14159265358979323846()!!!!!!”
• Chance of Success: 85%
• Make sure that the answer has nothing at all to do with the question
14. Sing weird songs to your friends loudly. E.G. The Barney Song
• Chance of Success: 95%
• Sing some really, really weird, random, or love song
15. Stare at them.
• Chance of Success: 50%
• Sometimes, you will creep them out instead
16. “Forget” your table manners.
• Chance of Success: 90%
• They might be disgusted instead of annoyed
17. Insult them. E.G. “You’re stupider than Paris Hilton!”
• Chance of Success: 60%
• Not recommended for people with short tempers. You are more likely to get punched by your friend rather than get them annoyed
18. Use MSN talk. E.G. “O-M-G!!!! L-O-L!!!! B-R-B. W-T-F?!?!
• Chance of Success: 80%
• Be sure to try to use every acronym know to the MSN administrators
19. Make weird noises E.G. Siren noise
• Chance of Success: 65%
• Most people will just think that you are weird, so watch out
20. Talk in tech language
• Chance of Success: 85%
• You need to know a lot of technical language for this to work
The annoyances I recommend most is method numbers 2, 9, and 13. They are funny and annoying at the same time. If you want to, then also use 1 and 4. They are also very annoying. To repeat what I said before, do these tricks of annoyance maybe to cheer you up. Another thing to look out for is the short temper. Most of this will make the person kill you. So don’t do it to someone with a short temper. Have fun!