20 Winter Habits Gone Wrong

Published by S M Blomker in Life
December 11, 2008

Sometimes you can’t help how things happen.

Shoveling snow from your yard into your neighbors.
Go ice skating, where you haven’t been for years and trip over your own feet.
Send the same Christmas card to your friends and family, being that their cheap.
Go to your bosses party and make a fool out of yourself…being drunk.
Trying to start a fire in the fireplace and the flue won’t open.
Curling up in a blanket on the couch and forgetting to make a snack.
Building a snowman and he turns out lopsided.
Driving down the road and hitting black ice…..oops.
Icicles dripping in the sun, falling off the house and just missing your head.
Putting up Christmas decorations and falling off the ladder.
Carving the ham and slicing your finger.
Having some friends over and they are the ones that drive you nuts from talking to much.
Go inter tubing on the mountain and end up ramming into a tree.
Go sledding with friends, hitting a bump with everyone flying up in the air.
Having a snowball fight and breaking your big pane window.
Ice storm hits and you end up on an ice skating rink with your car.
Drinking a glass of Campaign and the bubbles go right up your nose, making you sneeze.
Scraping ice off the wind shield, scrape wrong by mistake and hit yourself in the head.
Changing a flat tire in the snow and having the jack slip as your pumping the car up and have the car fall right on your foot.
Out snow blowing your driveway and end up blocking yourself in.

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