1. Every new film being hailed as ‘the film of the year’ by critics.

2. Norwich Unions adverts ‘lets give them our competitors price too, even if they are cheaper.’

3. The credit crunch being somehow involved in every single conversation.

4. ‘Trendy’ scarves that never get taken off. I bet some men sleep in them.

5. Losing all the programmes from E4 due to live coverage from the Big Brother house

6. Paris Hiltons British new best friend

7. Students calling everything ‘Random’ STILL.

8. Greeting people with ‘Happy New Year’ after the 3rd of January

9. The term ‘winter wardrobe’

10. Easter Eggs in the shops already