Anyone can be rude and insulting, but it takes an expert to do it with style and sophistication.

1. It’s hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen
2. Earth is full, go home!
3. ‘I never killed a man but I read many an obituary with great delight.’ (Clarence Darrow)
4. ‘I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.’ (Groucho Marx)
5. ‘Fine words, I wonder where you stole them.’ (Johnathan Swift)
6. ‘Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?’ (Dr. Gonzo)
7. ‘Teflon brain, nothing sticks’. (Lily Tomlin)
8. Your article is both good and original but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.
9. Please remember that the mosquito that buzzes the loudest is the first to get squashed.
10. That’s a lovely outfit you are wearing. I don’t think I have seen it before. I wonder if the style will ever come back.
11. She is easily offended by others talking while she is interrupting.
12. When he talks, he always gives in length what he lacks in depth.
13. Tell me what’s on your mind, if you’ll excuse the exaggeration.
14. What a wonderful tan you have. Orange is my favorite color.
15. You think you’re a wit and you’re probably half right.
16. I wish I had a lower IQ so I could enjoy your company.
17. Thank you. We are all challenged by your unique point of view.
18. What do you mean, I’m getting smart with you? How would you know?
19. I would explain it to you but I don’t have any crayons with me.
20. I like the way they you never let an idea interrupt the flow of conversation.
21. You must suffer from constant headaches with such a small brain rattling around inside such a big head.
22. What lovely singing, you have Van Gogh’s ear for music.
23. You have an intellect rivalled only by your garden tools.
24. “She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.” (Oscar Levant about Zsa Zsa Gabor.)
25. “She always cried a lot. Her tear ducts must be close to her bladder.” (Bette Davis about Joan Crawford).