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50 Things You Could be Doing Instead of Reading This Article
Why are you still reading? Go and do one or more of these other things.
- Learn Kung fu
- Practice your flying roundhouse kicks
- Fight in post-apocalyptic battles
- Making your own article
- Eating Italian maggot cheese
- Triple backflips
- Try to fly
- Go to the hospital due to a flying injury
- Play grand theft auto
- Practice your sword skills
- Eat a fish in one bite
- Play a ukulele
- Play a banjo
- Go skydiving
- Jump off the local high school
- Go gliding
- Go gliding while making a grilled-cheese sandwich
- Not reading this article
- Responding to everyone’s questions with “that’s what she said”
- Make a go-kart
- Go skateboard and land a triple backflip 720 melon grab off a quarterpipe
- Play guitar hero
- Play a real guitar
- Get bored and go back to guitar hero
- Try playing Metallica on a piano
- Try playing Mozart on a electric guitar
- Watching funny youtube videos
- Math?
- Write everything in bold
- Take some provocative pictures
- Do a belly flop into a pool off a high diving board
- Sled down your stairs
- Go to Costco and eat all their samples
- Buy a pair of sunglasses, and eat all their samples a second time
- Stare at your friends to freak them out
- “That’s what she said”
- Wait until someone says “bite me”… and then bite them
- Wait until a girl says “eat me”… and then-
- Socials?
- Play world of warcraft
- Read the dictionary
- Get your friend to perform the invisible rope trick with you beside a road
- Crossbow training
- Exploding arrows
- Steal all the ketchup packets from mcdonalds
- Learn the alphabet backwards
- Hit your newspaper boy with a newspaper
- Offer free lemonade and backrubs to all the boys in your neighbourhood for free *smirk*
- Take a lonely walk in the woods at night with a total stranger in a place you’ve never been to
- Hug a Romanian today
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I like the one about writing everything in bold, that’s clever.
hahaha =D
this cracks me up
Yeh, it was meant to be a joke haha
WOOOOOOOO!!! KISS A ROMANIAN TODAY!
Great fun! No.49 rocks!
lolol very original and worth my time for sure, 131242313424
I really liked that. It was funny.
God I love you name 1234 What~ and a damn fine writer. Keep goin’ I’ll never ever be able to find you again. Considered changing your name to John Smith?