Wake up at 6:30am.

Brush your teeth with fluoride toothpaste right when you get out of bed to prevent germs from making your mouth dirty.

Put your stripy dress shirt, tie, and shorts on. Don’t forget the belt or your pants will slip.  

Go downstairs and bow to the giant calculator.

Go into the kitchen and eat your wheeties or else your mom is going to yell at you.

Put your Homeroom binder in your backpack.

Put your Language Arts binder in your backpack.

Put your History binder in your backpack.

Put your Math binder in your backpack.

Put your Computer Technology binder in your backpack.

Put your Biology binder in your backpack.

Pack your lunchbox with water, organic apple slices, fresh salad, fresh fish sticks, carton of 2% milk, and your inhaler.  

Oh, and don’t forget your P.E. uniform and your apple.

Leave the house at 7:30am.

Go back to the house to get your helmet, elbow pads, knee pads, pocket protector, and protective bike riding pants.

Ride the bike to school and arrive at 8:00am.

Disassemble the bike and put the parts into your backpack.

Avoid the cool kids and head towards homeroom.

Stand by the door and make sure to be the first person inside the classroom and into your seat.

Say “Good Morning” to the teacher and hand her an apple.

Go over Chapter 8 in Biology for next month’s quiz.

Reread Shakespeare’s Hamlet.

Leave for the rest of the classes before lunch. Repeat procedures as done in homeroom.

Go to the lunch table in the middle of the cafeteria and sit down.

Take out your lunch and start eating.  

Say “Hi” to your crush, eat the rest of your food quickly, and run away.

Go to the boy’s bathroom to hide until lunch is over.

The cool kids come in and you get bullied.

You run away and tell on them. The teacher on lunch duty gives them all detention.

You go back in the boy’s bathroom.

The cool kids come in and throw wet toilet paper at you, ruining your clothes.

Go into the bathroom stall and take out your spare set of clothes.  

Go to your afternoon classes.

Ace the Chapter 2 Biology quiz.

Finish the quiz early and hand it to the teacher upside-down inside a sealed government envelope.

Hand the teacher your apple you forgot to eat from lunch.

After school, go home and read the rest of Hamlet.

Study Chapter 9 Calculus before dinner.

Eat dinner and go to bed.

Reread Hamlet.

Put on your dinosaur pj’s.

Fall asleep at exactly 7:30pm.