10. “…Before I arrived in President, During I arrived in President”

This lovely tidbit arrived in an interview between Bush and Charlie Gibson of World News. It was in reference to the state of the economy in relation to the arrival of Bush within presidents… or something.

9. “You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”

One of the little known secrets about education.

8. “They misunderestimated me.”

“…and my knowledge of the English language, for it transcends what is comprehendable by man!”

7. “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”

You speak right to here, man. Right to my heart. Amen. May we live in a world where everyone can fit all of their meal on their family members.

6. “We were trying to say something differently, but nevertheless it conveyed a different message”

What Bush intended to say was exactly what he said, but you were supposed to interpret it differently.

5. “”Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

Where liberty goes yellow, where quotations take spaghetti!

4. “I understand small business growth. I was one.”

A little known fact was that before becoming President, George Bush was actually your corner pizza parlor.

3. “They misunderestimated me.”

As I think we all have.

2. “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

What you say? Somebody set up us the bomb?

1. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

Eight years in office condensed into one sentence.