Types of Babies

The Professor

How dare you come and interrupt my work! Be gone with you, you scoundrel. I can almost feel my IQ shrinking in your presence!

The Sports Watcher

Out of the way. Out of the way! Your blocking the television! The Bears play the Giants tonight. NOOOOOO! You can’t turn it off! TURN IT BACK ON!

The Rockstar

Clear the way. Rock stars coming through… I can’t believe they don’t want us back on stage tonight. We were a hit! Why else would everyone in the audience roll around laughing?

The Viking

Ye. Yes you! Turn around and face me like a man. I challenge you to a fight to the- put me down or i’ll run my sword through yer carcass!