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Baby Gift Horror!

Published by deep thauoghts in Life
September 13, 2006

The horror of an individual putting his new babies swing together. Only to find a million parts in the box.

The baby shower is here! Look at all these gifts ! Now your set for the whole first year of the new baby. Now what’s the catch? After your baby shower, you and your spouse sit down and relax after an exhausting day. Then at forward glance you look at the pile of presence stacked in the corner of the room. Your spouse says “lets get to it.” you look back and say “do we really have to.” By this time you probably only have a few days before the new baby arrives. The clock is ticking, the nursery is all painted and furniture in its place. “wow this was almost to easy.” Then another glance to the pile in the corner. “All right, all right” you say “now is the time“. You think what if we do the hardest on first. The box is big but as long as you do the biggest one first, the rest wont be so bad. Wrong again! Every thing has gone pretty smoothly huh! Then you began to open the box with the swing on it. You think, “this wont be so bad!” only to open the box and find a million pieces. Now what. Well, “ look at the directions“. your spouse says . The only problem is they look Chinese to you . You stop and think, “I’ll look at the pictures. Doesn’t it seem that you have more parts in front of you then the pictures how By this time sweat starts to role down your face. And you begin to feel hot. Are you frustrated yet. You think, what if I put a sections at a time together, Ya that’s a good idea.” only to realize the sections don’t fit together. By this point you want to take the box and swing and throw it out the window. You probably cut your hand with the screw driver, threw a few curse words around and asked your spouse if the baby really needs a swing. Well the moral of the story is you aren’t alone.. Think of all the babies born and parents going through the same thing your going through. And remember when all else fails there is a hot line to call on the box or in the directions.

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