Shown here are space dogs racing in the First Annual Space Dog Derby. In the lead is Mars-dog, but following closely is Mercury-dog. The jockeys are wearing high-tech protective gear in case of a crash. Only recently have dogs developed anti-gravity abilities.

Balloon head is shown here having fun on the weekend.

You’re a real pain in the neck! This is not a naturally-occurring phenomenon in the wild.

This woman is quite useful. She is carrying six cases of beer and keeping a steady pace behind her husband. This is Man’s idea of a good marriage. In fact, it’s Man’s idea of a perfect marriage. Few men have it this good.