Chinese Fortune Cookies From Campers
10 humorous fortune cookie sayings from campers.
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Camping is fun to do in the summer. There are so many activities to get involved with. Here are ten fortune cookie sayings from campers:
1. When your counselor tells you to take a hike, he really means it.
2. Hard, concrete floors build character. Also, they are cheaper than carpeting.
3. Competition is good for the soul unless you are a perpetual loser.
4. Never get high when climbing high ropes.
5. Camping fosters character. In your case, you’re beginning to resemble Donald Duck.
6. Mosquitoes love campers, but campers do not love mosquitoes.
7. It is better to be in a sack race then to be sacked from your job.
8. Campfires are fun unless you are greeted by a grizzly bear.
9. You are about to encounter a sea of mud. Stormy weather is forecast for the entire week in camp.
10. Camp food is delicious. Camp food is great. Say these words three times around the camp cook if you want to survive the week.
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I learned a harsh lesson while camping. There is no such thing as a “happy camper”! Ruined me for life.
Ooof – I’m about to send the kid out there to camp and this mad me laugh – she’s gonna love it. Thanks for the laugh.