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Today we will look at some fortune cookie sayings from the world of sports. On your mark, get set, go:

1.   If you keep making passes, eventually you will score.

2.   Your watch is like a punter. It takes a lickin’ but keeps on kickin’.

3.   Your body is here, but your mind is in left field.

4.   If you have three boyfriends at once, you are bound to end up in a triple play.

5.   The goal in your life is to cross the blue line and score.

6.   You will get farther in life if you pass more and dribble less.

7.   After a series of misfortunes, your life is about to rebound. Prepare to leap for joy.

8.   Tackle your job with zest and you will go far, but don’t tackle your boss.

9.   You’re about to strike out in your marriage. Your wife is going to tell you to take a walk.

10. Move forward in life, but always keep your guard up. After all, you don’t need to be the center of attention.

11. Beware of the bully. He plans to treat you like a hockey puck by slapping you around.

12. If you’re going to dive into your new job, make sure that your form is perfect.

13. Take some time out and stop bouncing your balls.

14. The deeper you get into trouble, the rougher it is to get out.

15. Enough with the singles action. It’s time that you hit a homerun. With your luck, you’ll strikeout instead.