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Crazy and Wicked Humor to Make People Mad at You
Ten things to do to make people really mad at you.
This twisted humor should only be done in consideration, and some should only be done with best friend, or someone you think that definitely can take it. Otherwise, read it, laugh, shake your head, curse, and forget about it.
It is written with the main focus on entertaining. Have a few laughs, or just curse for yourself to hear.
- Hand written a love letter to your best friend’s husband/wife saying that you’ve been secretly in love with him/her for a long time. Make sure it is tactful. Above all, make it funny, and unbelievably dorky.
- If you walk by a loving couple, look at the man or woman and ask: “Why you didn’t call last night?” Walk quickly away as you add, “I’m mad at you now!” Leave them hanging, and puzzle.
- Stare at a tall handsome stranger in the store, and say, “Ooh…I love you.” You have to act as if you mean it, and then bring yourself back to your normal self as though you did not say anything.
- Ask your friend to pay back the money that you’ve lend to him/her even though you never did. Just keep saying “remember when we…”
- Tell your friend the back of his/her hair is completely yellow/purple/green/blue…Watch them twist and turn in a frenzy.
- Walk up to a stranger and tell him, he has a run in the back of his pant. In a casual but rather loud voice say, “Stop touching your butt in public…”
- If you see teenagers all tangle up in kissing, walk by and said “mom is coming!” Watch them push each other away.
- Drive up to a fast food restaurant, order your food, and then drive up to the window to tell them that you don’t have the money with you. Do it before they have a chance to cook your order.
- Ring someone’s door bell and give them a handful of rocks: “I found these and thought you should have it. They mean a lot to me.” Walk as fast as you can without laughing.
- Knock on your neighbor’s door and tell them to give you back your magazine /newspaper subscription.
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The last paragraph was cut out from this article. It includes a link to Anne’s article: “My book of evil plans.” This is a follow-up, Anne..
LOL, it was a really hilarious list of funny things to say. My favourite one was #9, I just couldn’t stop laughing when I thought of it happening between me and my neighbour.
- Onflame
LOL, it was a really hilarious list of funny things to say. My favourite one was #9, I just couldn’t stop laughing when I thought of it happening between me and my neighbour.
- Onflame
Icy, I immediately thought of Anne’s article. You two must be on the same wave length. They are funny.
Icy, I immediately thought of Anne’s article. You two must be on the same wave length. They are funny.
Very funny.
Icy, you’ll get into trouble with the stuff that comes out of your e-vel mind.
Anne
Ah, I love #6. Gonna hafta try that one.
ha! my cousin always does number four to me! I keep thinking that i owe her tons of money
I’m going to try some of these 
#7 is the one I have tried, it works! It was hilarious.
Thank you everybody…It was something fun to write.
Lucy, I did that one too…and it was just so funny.
Cute and funny. I couldn’t help but wonder how many of these you have done yourself.
Wow, these were funny! ill have to try them.
These are funny. I would be a little careful with nu.1. My favorite was nu.3. Keep them coming. Ruby
Too funny! I did really love reading this one..all of it =))
Great one Icy!
Ha! I especially like #3 and #7!
Too cool, Icy!
I thought the list was hilarious. I would love to try some of them.
I’m still laughing, great list! Truly enjoyed it!
These ideas probably would create some situation..hehe
Icy,
What a little devil you are!!! I really liked no#2 and No#7. I’ve tried both of them!!! When I tried No#2, it was in a really nice restaurant in Indianapolis As luck would have it, I saw the same couple on the 11:00 news. Would you believe the guy was one of the Indianapolis Colts!!! It left his wife with alot of explaining to do.!!! So I guess the joke was on me!!!LOL.
Randy
Great article Icy!!! You definitely made my day!!!
dude this is holarious i am def gona try the rock thing to my next door neibor
Tell some boy there gay and say is that your girlfriend? If they say yes say i hope you know it’s a boy
These are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!