Many of you have watched Dancing With the Stars. Usually the stars are not the hot celebrities of the day. However, the show does very well and the audience enjoys the competition. It’s time that we had a new show called Dancing With the Politicians. Here are some possible results:

1.  Dick Cheney does the Dance of Torture. Beware of his Waterboard squeeze. Dick gets over anxious at times and may shoot off his shotgun if he begins to feel that he will not wn.

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2.  George Bush does the Dance of Forgetfulness. George forgets his dance steps as well as his legacy for his disastrous occupation of the White House.

3.  Newt Gingrich does the Dance of the Right Wing. Newt overextends his right foot while talking out of both sides of his mouth.

4. Bill Clinton does the Dance of Seduction. Bill circles around his dancer like the call of the mating wolves.

5. Donald Rumsfeld does the Dance of Shock and Awe. Donald has many explosive moves that makes his dance partner very nervous.

6. Hillary Clinton does the Dance of Revenge. Hillary keeps a watchful eye on Bill while dancing a stately walz around her dance partner. One false move on Bill’s part will get him a one way ticket to Guantanamo Bay.

7. Sarah Palin does the Dance of Expediency. Sarah will ditch her dance partner the moment she finds a better dancer. Sarah loves to dance in expensive outfits. “Would you like to hear my moose call while I dance?” inquires Ms. Palin.

8. Nancy Pelosi does the Dance of the House. Nancy tends to dance to the left of her partner. She’s very liberal in her movements.

9. Rush Limbaugh does the Dance of the Crab. Rush lumbers on the dance floor while complaining that his partner is just a pretty, little fixture with no brains or talent.

10.Barack Obama does the Dance of Change. Barack and his partner dance to the music of The Bailout Blues. It’s a fast dance that requires a lot of bumping and grinding. By the end of the dance, Barack will be exhausted and feel incredibly weak. Just like the economy.