People who think they can drive…cannot

Why do people who think they can drive always have a lot of tickets?

Or why do their cars have scratches, dents and dings on them?

How many accidents have they been in?

What about people who drive while drinking non-alcoholic beverages? They drive crazy until they get their morning hit of caffeine.

They can barely drive with their eyes on the road and two hands on the road…let alone one hand or none.

Teenagers know they need to follow the road signs…but I guess some of them can barely read-they should at least know their colors.

Look out for Fantasia on the road. She can’t follow the directions, but at least she will look good pretending.

People who do not know how to use their signal…

Probably because they don’t know which “stick thing” works.

Because they are too damn lazy.

Because their stomach hides the signal switch.

Why not signal before you get to the corner.

They get on my nerves when they signal while they are turning or two seconds before the corner.

Accidents waiting to happen…

I think everyone has some road rage within.

Dag you cut me off and almost hit my car, but now you have a nerve to look at me like I did something wrong.

Try actually stopping at the stop sign. I mean your car is sticking out in the road where I am driving. Back up!!!

I had to slam on brakes just to avoid you. My bad…I mean I should break my neck, get yanked by my seatbelt, and have my heart racing.

How about paying attention. Do us all a favor and take the bus.