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Dumbest Thieves

Published by Hezza in Life
September 11, 2008

Do you like to laugh at dumb people who do stupid things and get arrested?

In the world, there are many people who do things that are not necessary, here are some stories that have been reported.

In a state of America. A man placed a twenty bill on the counter and asked the cashier for change. When the cashier opened the till he pulled out a gun and told the cashier to give him all the money. He then without taking his own 20 dollar bill off the counter and guess how much he got, 15 dollars! Talk about counting money.

A man in Milwaukee got fed up with the lawnmower while he was drunk, the lawn mower wouldn’t start and he got really frustrated and shot the lawnmower. Coincidentally, one of the roommates saw the whole accident and called the police, the police arrested him for getting angry at his lawnmower.

When the new batman movie came out some people were so excited that they would even steal posters and more memorabilia to be total fans of the new hit movie. Yes and someone has done this , a man in with all the Jokers make up was caught stealing Batman Memoirs in the Michigan Theatre. He was charged with theft of the memorabilia and Dark Knight Posters.

In California, a man was arrested for trying to rob a bank with his gun. Unfortunately, his gun was only just his thumb and his finger. How is that called an armed robbery?

In America, a man with a ski mask ran into a bank and pointed his gun and shouted out to everyone “FREEZE! MOTHER STICKERS! THIS IS A *^#+ UP! Everyone started laughing about his mix up of words. The robber failed his plan and ran away in embarrassment. The supposed bank robber is still wanted.

A man received a telephone call from the police, telling him that there were armed police officers surrounding his house. The man was asked to raise his hands up with no weapons on him. The man did what he was told and found no one outside his door. Later, the police negotiator found out that they called the wrong phone number.

A teenager was hanging around a school when a police officer passing by was finding him suspicious. The police officer started to ask him questions when he confronted him. The teenage tried hard to get out of the questions but when the policeman searched his pockets, he found 7 packets of Marijuana and it was a bit obvious he was a school drug dealer. He then told the police officer that it wasn’t his but he was selling it.

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  1. LoriLee
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    I live in Grants Pass, Oregon & recently a thief broke into the community center at a local complex. As he left with a dvd player he dropped his ipod, which of course was loaded with pics of himself as well as information! Want to hear dumber? He reported the ipod as stolen and …. yep…locked up!

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