Eight Signs That You Need a Vacation From Your Kids
Don’t get me wrong, I love my kids and I enjoy spending time with my family. But I have developed a few pathetic habits. I’m sure I will look back at lists like this and be sad when their childhood is over.
- The only thing you eat for lunch is what is left on your kids’ plates. “Mmmm chicken nuggets with ketchup!”
- You refer to your husband as “daddy”, even when the kids aren’t around. “Hmmm I wonder if daddy is working late tonight?”
- You start talking like your kids around your friends. “When are we weaving to go to lunch?”
- You eat pancakes with butter and syrup and all cut up for breakfast, everyday.
- You watch your kids do their goofy dances. They are hilarious. Then you realize they are dancing like you.
- After 4 months of middle of the night feedings, when your husband jokes, “I have nipples, can you milk me?” it’s just not that funny
- The bed where you fall asleep and the person you are sleeping next to changes every night, sometimes every hour!
- You used to reach into a coat pocket and pull out a lipstick, now you reach in and pull out: a matchbox car, a half eaten sucker and a temporary tattoo
My kids and your kids are adorable! I’m sure you can relate to some of my reflections.
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