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Eight Signs That You Need a Vacation From Your Kids

Published by franksag in Life
March 11, 2008

Don’t get me wrong, I love my kids and I enjoy spending time with my family. But I have developed a few pathetic habits. I’m sure I will look back at lists like this and be sad when their childhood is over.

  1. The only thing you eat for lunch is what is left on your kids’ plates. “Mmmm chicken nuggets with ketchup!”
  2. You refer to your husband as “daddy”, even when the kids aren’t around. “Hmmm I wonder if daddy is working late tonight?”
  3. You start talking like your kids around your friends. “When are we weaving to go to lunch?”
  4. You eat pancakes with butter and syrup and all cut up for breakfast, everyday.
  5. You watch your kids do their goofy dances. They are hilarious. Then you realize they are dancing like you.
  6. After 4 months of middle of the night feedings, when your husband jokes, “I have nipples, can you milk me?” it’s just not that funny
  7. The bed where you fall asleep and the person you are sleeping next to changes every night, sometimes every hour!
  8. You used to reach into a coat pocket and pull out a lipstick, now you reach in and pull out: a matchbox car, a half eaten sucker and a temporary tattoo

My kids and your kids are adorable! I’m sure you can relate to some of my reflections.

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