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Eight Worst Bathroom Habits of Men: Watch Out
By nature, men are not the environment-sensitive, self-presenting, vain and fancy-type of creation. In terms of bathroom use, males have the longest lists of bad behaviors inside the bathroom compared to women. Most of the time, men and women cannot agree in the maintenance, proper display and use of their bathroom.
By nature, men are not the environment-sensitive, self-presenting, vain and fancy-type of creation. Most of the time, psychologists would consider men as the dominant barbarians living in the civilized society. Men always look for easy ways to fix their needs and lessen the hassle of any given activity.
Comparing men to their opposite gender, women are capable of managing their bathroom regimens aesthetically and proficiently. With all the feminine rituals, women are expected to abide to their aesthetic nature reflected in their bathroom management. On the other hand, men prefer bathroom regimens that are plain, simple and easy. Most of the time, men and women cannot agree in the maintenance, proper display and use of their bathroom. Adding into these are the weird habits of males in using the bathroom, such as:
Spitting while Peeing
According to the recent poll comprising of 300 British interviewed men, 67% of them spits while peeing because of the three important reasons they have identified. First, spitting while peeing saves water consumption since both substances (urine and spit) is flushed down the toilet at once. Second, spitting while peeing provides the convenience of eliminating two unwanted body substances instantly. Lastly, spitting while peeing provides the easiest way to remove and flush wastes without moving anywhere else.
Men Scrapes Left-behind
In a recent poll conducted by C. Brooker (2008), approximately 60% of men have admitted their man scraping habits at least once or twice weekly. Man scraping is now considered a hygienic practice tinged with metrosexuality. Unfortunately, men prefer to wash the pubic leftovers in the toilet bowl, sink or the floor drainage, which clog pipes and drainage system of the bathroom. In addition, some men even leave their pubic leftovers lying on the bathroom floor.
High-valued Urinal Privacy
Men by nature are dominant, authoritative and non-self-exposing towards the same gender. In public urinals, men prefer to maximize the available spacing when choosing the most appropriate urinal. If the man A arrives at the comfort room with man B using the first urinal, man A is likely to use the farthest urinal to maximize the spaces between him and man B.
Likely to Leave their Toe Clippings
Gruesome but true. Most men often do their nails inside the bathroom after taking a bath. Unfortunately, not everyone clean his toe clippings afterwards. According to the interview study conducted by students from Princeton University (2005), men can sometimes leave their toe clippings on the bathroom floor because they know these will all be flushed eventually.
“No Wash” After Bathroom Use
According to the researchers who spy on people in public restrooms, approximately one-third of men use the public bathroom facilities without even performing the after-care hand washes. According to the research of American Society for Microbiology, there are 23% of men do not even bother washing their hands after using the public restrooms. In the research on Atlanta’s Turner Field baseball stadium, 43% of men did not wash their hands after bathroom use, while women who did not wash their hands only accounted to 5%.
Piss on the Floor than Shoot their Urine in Toilet Hole
Another worst habit of men is the accidental and/or intentional peeing on the bathroom floor. According to psychologists, the accidental peeing on the floor marks the male’s withheld development or sexual restrictions. On the other hand, the survey of men’s poll in 2006 concluded that men could accidentally pee on the bathroom floor because of their standing position when urinating.
Who Cares About Bringing the Toilet Seat Down?!
The most common contested battle center between couples is the toilet seat. Most of the time, men forget to bring the toilet seat down after using the toilet bowl. Psychologists explain this manly habit as a sign of their natural relaxed perceptions of self. Men often prefer the feelings of comfort during their bathroom periods but disregard the obligations of after-care.
“The Next to” Syndrome
Lastly, men have this habit of placing things next to the easiest spot they can reach. For example, if a man uses the bathroom and takes a bath, he would normally use the soap from the soap dish. After using the soap, he would commonly place it anywhere next to the soap dish or any accessible spot from his location. This is similar to the toothbrush placed next to the toothpaste or next to the gargle glass.
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very interesting
I was not shock with the article because I have seen all of these men’s toilet habits. It’s disgusting.
I didn’t find one thing in this article I can disagree with. I only have men I know to compare notes with but, I have witnessed all of your points. My first husband waited until his cigarette was smoked to the filter before going to the washroom. He would drop the but into the toilet and then proceed to sink it by peeing on it. The only game I know that he enjoyed playing alone.
Wish I hadn’t read this in some ways, but a very good article.
You certainly know men’s worst bathroom habits and Darlene picked up on the other one. Now guys, how about changing these disgusting habits.
Most men indeed have disgusting toilet habits.
LOL. now i know…
Don’t put all of us in the same bag ¬¬
nice article
Guilty as charged!!
And some men wonder why women keep saying the same thing over and over again. Your article states many awful things. Thank you for coming clean.
And you wonder why we did away with outhouses.
I’m a 50-year-old guy, and only fit two of these…
1. High-valued Urinal Privacy. Yes, I go into public restrooms and carefully choose my urinal for maximum distance from any neighbors. I also never, ever, glance to the side. There’s an aspect of this which may be U.S.-specific, which is that American guys don’t like to hold conversations in the restroom. I’ve noticed guys I know from New Zealand and France have no compunctions about yakking in the mens’ room. A French colleague cornered me by the sinks at work one day and started a highly technical discussion, and I was profoundly uncomfortable.
2. Piss on the Floor than Shoot their Urine in Toilet Hole. For me, this is never deliberate, but rather a regrettable accident. “Accident?”, you ask. Yes, for reasons perhaps known to science but unknown to me, the end of the urethra seems to shift around inside the penis. So when you whip it out and start to shoot, occasionally the stream is not concentric with the axis of the penis. Instead, it fires off at some odd angle, as much as 30-45 degrees, in random directions – left, right, up or down. The stream straightens out after a moment, but the damage is done. Then I wipe it up with toilet paper. Some guys solve it by sitting down to urinate, but I can’t bring myself to do that; it seems too girly.
WOw this is cool to read. Great informations to share.
These types should live by themselves I wish, I never agreed to move in with my 2nd husband. I would then have my own bathroom and closet in my own room.
The house always smells like they pee in the hall way b/c they are walking it all the way around the house from the base of the toilet!
Once said by Za Za Gabor If a man can’t hit the middle of the little hole on the toilet than he will not be a good lover. She should know with all the husbands she had.
This is so true! Very funny. I love it!
Jax
LMFAO! Funny funny article! Thanks for the enlightenment
dude…u spilled the beans…!!!!
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u 4get today men masturbate in pvt .public bathrooms too bad enough the noise no?
All men are not of equal bad habit and all women are not of equal good habit. After all it is an Article of awareness.
My husband usually does the right thing, except when it comes to washing his hands and wiping his butt after a ‘dump’. This is driving me crazy. Thanks for your article. It makes me feel that he’s not the only one. I’m glad he doesn’t do the peeing on the floor though!!
My husbend does the “next to” all the time and he always pees on the floor and he clips his nails in the tub then leaves them in the bottom of the tub when it drains! Gross. I quit cleaning it out and taking showers.! I also put a rug down in front of the toilet to keep the pee off the floor. I guess his thingamajig isn’t as long as he thinks it is. Maybe he needs to sit down like a girl and pee! LOL also he can’t ever put his clothes IN the closthes basket he puts them “next to it on the floor It really pisses me off ! and he says he washes his hands , i dont believe him.
Very good article. Funny but truth.