Here are eleven creative reasons for avoiding cleaning the bathrooms:

1. I tried cleaning the toilet once and accidentally got my head stuck in the toilet
2. I’m very gassy and even the fan won’t stop the odor that will linger for days
3. I’m allergic to all cleaners. I’m allergic to all gloves. I’m allergic to everything that is in the bathroom. Gee, I wonder how I survive sometimes.
4. I’ve got some big homework assignments due. Can’t you ask Billy? He doesn’t do his homework, and he’s not motivated to succeed like I am in life.
5. I’ve got to go gol…I mean to work. Yeah, I know it is Saturday, but the boss has put me under the gun to get a report finished.
6. I’d love to clean the bathrooms. I’d love to sweep the floors and polish the silverware. Unfortunately, I’m going to the ball. Just ask Cinderella to do the work.
7. I hate soap scum, mold, and mildew. They hate me too. I’ve decided that we are simply not meant for each other. Consequently, it’s better that I avoid them period.
8. I can’t clean in small rooms. I get paranoid and start to panic. Oh my God, the bathroom is closing in on me. I can’t breath. I need ventilation.
9. I’ve been told that there is a ghost in our bathroom. I can’t clean it. The ghost might be offended and chase after me.
10. I go crazy when I see streaky windows. They drive me nuts. I just can’t clean them in the bathroom. I’m sorry, but it’s a reflection on me.
11. As long as there is a bathroom scale in the bathroom, I will not clean the bathroom. I’ll be tempted to weigh myself and find that I am overweight by 30 pounds. I’ll then get very depressed. I’ll want to eat more food. I’ll gain more weight and start pounding on the bathroom mirror. I’ll accidentally cut myself and then have to be rushed to the hospital. I’ll have a serious infection and will have to be put on life support. And all this because I had to clean the bloody bathroom.