Facts of Life

Published by Roxan Finnell in Life
June 15, 2008

The sad things in life that young people need to remember.

Nothing lasts forever, this includes your looks.
Hair will begin to grow where you don’t want it to. See your aunt with the goatee about this one if you don’t believe me.
Your perky parts will cease to be perky. It will be a sad day.
While plastic surgery may help you can only use it for so long. If you want to know why it should not become a way of life type bad plastic surgery into your search and hit enter.
Your young children who now believe you can do no wrong, worship the ground you walk on and want you to be around them 24/7 will more likely than not decide at some time you are stupid and don’t want to have any more to do with you than possible. Don’t worry, it’s a part of growing up and they will come back around. Sooner if they need something.
Your body will enjoy embarrassing you without warning. The older you get the worse it will get. Buy a dog so you’ll have someone to blame it on.
That celeb you think is so hot right now will be referred to as “that old fart (actor/singer, etc) my mom/dad likes.” Sorry Orlando.
Your music will eventually be on the oldie station.
You will always have at least one friend who will always look younger than you do.
Enjoy life and laugh at yourself once in a while. And quit thinking you’re more special than everyone else. You’ll learn better in the long run.

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