Father’s Day Gifts for Your Ex

Published by ExWife in Life
June 7, 2008

The top 10 things to get your rotten ex-husband for Father’s Day.

A gift certificate for him to take the kids to Chuck E. Cheese - let him deal with it.
A picture of you and your new, hot, younger boyfriend
A new tie with little lollipops on it that says “I SUCK” in big, bright letters
A nice, fresh baked batch of brownies laced with chocolate ex-lax
A bill for $250 (which is HIS half of the kids doctor appointment copays and antibiotic expenses for the past winter)
A skunked 12 pack of Guinness
A positive pregnancy test (borrow it from your newly pregnant friend - I’ll really freak him out!!!)
A receipt from the Salvation Army, which gladly accepted all his stuff that was still sitting in your garage 6mo. after he moved out
A date with your new boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend - who is apparently as much of a miserable nag as your ex is. Maybe he’ll finally know what it feels like!!

And the best thing to get your Rotten Ex- Husband for Father’s Day is………..
An appointment for a colonoscopy - probably the only day of his life when he’s not full of s*t!!!!!

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Steven West

Posted June 8, 2008 at 1:37 am

Very funny. What wonderful “practical” gifts. They’re the gifts that keep on giving.
Andromeda

Posted June 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm

This article won a “Triondy”
Carl Megill

Posted June 13, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Funny stuff. Very imaginative. Hope my ex doesn’t read it.
SJ Dickens

Posted April 23, 2009 at 10:50 pm

hehe i couldn’t imagine how he would react upon recieving these gifts, all wrapped in one box. i bet he would go crazy..
Shalom!