Fifteen Monster Fortune Cookies

It’s time for Halloween. What could be more fun than to open up some Monster Fortune Cookies? Let’s take a peak inside and see what these fortune cookies say.

1. You are about to meet a mysterious stranger – tall, dark, gaunt, and dead
2. You’ll soon be howling when the full moon comes out
3. You’re about to have a visit from your Mummy
4. An onion a day will keep the Vampire away
5. You’re about to get an enormously large hickey
6. There’s not a ghost of a chance that you’ll survive tonight
7. Chucky is coming over, and he’s not delivering pizza
8. Beware of your new boyfriend Jason. He’s not what he appears to be.
9. Stay away from hostels that are hostile
10. Tell your children to stay away from See Saws
11. When depositing your earnings, never go to a Blood Bank
12. Beware of your new boyfriend Freddy. He’s a real cut-up.
13. Never go to work looking like a Zombie
14. Beware of your next-door neighbor’s fascination with chain saws
15. Never date a woman with sharp, pointy teeth