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Fifteen Ways to Tell That You Are Having a Bad Day
Here are some humorous experiences that tell you that your day is going very badly.
- You discover that the only clean pair of socks that you own has gigantic holes in them
- Your mother in law calls to tell you that she plans to visit your family for an entire month. You can’t stand your mother in law.
- You get your credit card payment in one day late and have a 25% service charge
- You go grocery shopping and come back to your car to see a huge dent in the side of your vehicle
- You invest $5,000 on a stock that your friend says can’t lose. After you make the trade, you hear an announcement that the company is filing for bankruptcy.
- Your lucky coin slips out of your pocket and lands in the sewer. A few seconds later you are being chased by a Doberman.
- You get a call from your doctor that says you have only two weeks to live. An hour later, the bookkeeper from the doctor’s office calls to tell you that your balance is due.
- You get a call from your local library that you’ve had a book out for over two years. You’re asked to return the book and pay a fine of $200.
- You start having diarrhea just before the important conference meeting
- Your steak is so overcooked that it resembles shoe leather. You also notice that something is crawling in your salad.
- You lay out on the beach for four hours without sunscreen. Your body ends up resembling a delicious apple; red on the outside and white on the inside.
- You sneeze in the middle of a concert. Too bad you left your Kleenex at home.
- Your neighborhood receives a heavy rainfall. Your basement looks like the swimming pool that your son always wanted.
- You’re watching the Super Bowl when all of a sudden the power goes out in your home. In an attempt to find a flashlight, you trip over the cat and land face first in a tub of kitty litter.
- Your brand new computer is infected with a killer virus. You keep on getting images of Barney the Dinosaur on your screen.
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I really like number 12 which can be very embarrassing.
Pretty funny stuff. Some of which actually happened to me.