Every once in awhile someone loses their temper. It can be at work, going out, or at home. When things settle down, the individual might give some reasons for blowing up. Here are five reasons for someone to lose their

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1. I couldn’t help myself. It’s that time of the month when I go crazy. By the way, do you have a stick of red hot gum. I feel like blowing off some steam.
2. I’m not mad at you. I’m mad at everyone. Politicians are corrupt. Our economy stinks. My job stinks. Heck, everyone stinks. The world would be a better place if everyone would take a bath more often.
3. I’m sorry for getting angry. It’s just that I don’t really enjoy eating hamburger that is so overcooked that it tastes like shoe leather. The French fries tastes like cardboard. You accidentally spilled my drink in my lap. The tomatoes were soggy. My pop was luke warm. I’m not one to complain, but this meal sucked.
4. Can you ever forgive me for being such a pigheaded fool? I lost my job to a twenty year old nerd who resembles the Scarecrow. This guy wears glasses that are as thick as his head. He’s suppose to be bright, but he really is quite dimwitted. I’m just so angry inside. I’ve been reduced to an unemployment check.
5. I apologize for blowing up at you. It’s just that your dog decided to pee on my carpet. Next, your dog knocked over my daughter’s priceless Lego collection. Finally, your dog managed to slobber over the steak that I was planning to prepare for dinner. I’m not really mad. Just keep Bruno twenty miles away from here, and I’ll be just fine.