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Five Reasons to Give Blood
Thinking about donating blood but aren’t sure why you should? Here are a few reasons I came up with while I gave blood. Try at your own risk.
- You Could Be The Missing Link. Hey who knows, instead of caring about who you are giving blood to, start thinking about yourself. C’mon giving blood doesn’t have to be about that other person. If you are connected to the first human being you may just be in for cash!
- Start an Epidemic. Well I said here are a few reasons, nothing about a few good reasons, if your trying to contaminate a large amount of people well I think this is where to start, watch out though Homeland Security may just not be so into your blood brother rave.
- Great Halloween Costume. Ask them if they will let you take one of them nifty bags full of your own blood, be great make-up for your next zombie like costume or prank your friends at the next game of water balloon toss… “shh there’s blood in the balloon… don’t tell Jimmy”
- Get Laid? Hey who knows, some chick has to dig the whole blood donation. “Oahu my god you are just the most generous guy I have ever met!” (yeah sure)
- Fake your death. This one takes a little bit of preparation and balls. Once strapped down and pouring out your insides wait for no one to be watching. At the precise moment grab everything attached to your arm (this is key) and run straight out for it, make a dramatic entrance to your nearest establishment and yell “HELP!!! THEY’VE GOT ME!!!,” it may take some timing but your audience will be stunned and trust me they will be asking for “encore, encore”
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