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Five Reasons Why Peeing Outside is Better (Guys)

Published by Jordanhaslanded in Life
April 18th, 2008

Its better than you think.

  1. It saves you money on the water bill by not needing to flush.You can pretty much see somewhat of a drop in your waterbill if you go start just going pee outside.
  2. No ricocheting urine out of the toilet and straight on to your foot. Yes I say this because sometimes and knowing I’m not the only one who this happens to some of drops of your urine will ricochet of the water and hit your foot. When peeing outside you don’t have too pee in water so it usually can’t hit you unless really close to something.
  3. You don’t have to aim. You really don’t need to aim anywhere specifi unless you want to so you can feel free to pee anywhere you want outside.
  4. It literally can water plants. Some plants like lemon and orange trees will actually help it grow as sort of a fertilizer. These plants like high amount of nitrartes so it won’t kill it. But don’t pee on flowers because those type of plants will be killed by your pee from to much of the nitrates.
  5. The breeze blowing through your hair when your peeing and even on your privates. This is quite relaxing when peeing outisde with the breeze blowing through hair. Although just make sure you know which way it is blowing because you don’t your urine blowing back towards you.

Note: If you decide to pee in a public area make sure there are no police around.

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  1. jhenz
    Posted April 18, 2008 at 3:47 am

    It’s funny. :) well, you point out quite well. Here in the Philippines, it’s no bigie if you pee outside (especially in your own backyard).

  2. KF
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    This is great; I actually love to pee outside. I have been peeing outside ever since I was 12 years old. The never having to aim thing is great. I truly love to pee outside

  3. tc
    Posted June 14, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    i liked it cause I do it.

  4. KF
    Posted July 2, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    It is me again, I try to pee outside as much as possible. I have hopes of someone catching me just for excitement, but would not know what to say if they did catch me. I sneak off to the park and pee outside sometimes

  5. KF
    Posted July 29, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    It is me yet again. I wish men could just go outside anytime, anywhere and just pee. It is really great and fun. I hold my urine as long as I can and then go outside and let it pee a long stream outside. It should be law that men can pee outside anytime, anywhere.

  6. LLH
    Posted July 31, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    You seen this site? http://www.peeoutside.org There is a group that is trying to get everyone to do this.

  7. KF
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    We have been working 7 days for the last 3 weeks. So when I get home, I relax, drink beer, and go outside to let er rip. I try to see how far I can shoot the pee. My yard is either turning yellow from pee or from not enough water.

  8. KF
    Posted September 27, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    It is me again. Yes, I have seen that site & I think it is about time. Peeing outside is a great art for men & boys. They were made to pee outside. I just peed outside about 15 minutes ago. It is a lot of fun!

  9. Roboto
    Posted October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    You made me laugh. Some people just don’t understand the joys of peeing outside. I had a friend who served in Nam. He said, “After that, I will pee in my own back yard if I damn well please.”

  10. Roboto
    Posted October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    One caveat. Don’t pee in an Amazon river near a candiru.

  11. Pablo
    Posted October 11, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    i love peeing ouside and on people too

  12. Fancy
    Posted October 22, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Yeah- my boyfriend loves it so much, i started a blog with his peeing outside adventures: http://rypeefreely.wordpress.com

  13. KF
    Posted November 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    The only thing about peeing outside is that it would be gross to pee on someone. I would never do that, but peeing on inanimate objects is good. Set them up & aim for then with your stream. I also pee into bottles too.

  14. KF
    Posted March 25, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    It is me again. I really, really love to get on my computer and look at peeing outside sites. I love to watch urine streams at work outside. I will probably pee outside up until my life is over on this Earth.

  15. ethan
    Posted April 26, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    I’m 10 and i love to pee outside

  16. ethan
    Posted April 26, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    pablo i lick your comment

  17. KF
    Posted May 19, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Please do not pee on other people. It is not nice. But just peeing outside is GREAT!

  18. KF
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    I have some neighbors that do not appreciate me going pee outdoors. However, if I have to go really bad, after drinking beer, I will pee outside. There is nothing they can do about it, since it is my own property. I really enjoy whipping it out and peeing outdoors in the warm weather.

  19. Posted July 31, 2009 at 2:32 am

    this awsome

  20. Posted January 17, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Peeing outside is just GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Billy
    Posted March 22, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    I like peeing outside it makes are water bill go down a lot. My wife sometimes will pee outside with me and if she feels like she can.
    We are teaching are son to pee outside to. Are daughter wants to pee outside to.

  22. sam
    Posted March 22, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    I sometimes will be at are park if I can get away with it and my wife does not like it very much because she is afraid that I will get caught by another parent or a kid.

  23. Posted September 13, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    I like to pee outside so MUCH. I love to read stories about men and boys going pee outside

  24. KF
    Posted December 20, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    I sometimes have crappy days at work, I have to run, run, run all day like a horse’s gun, so I get no chance to pe. So I have to hold it ALL day & when I get off work I have to stop and pee outside. That is the way it is where I live and work.

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