Today we feature very humorous Chinese fortune cookie sayings. Have a little bite or afternoon delight.

1.   Never look into a cracked mirror unless you are a crackpot.

2.   If there is an elephant in your pants, you better close the trunk up fast.

3.   A race around the moon will leave you breathless.

4.   A pop quiz is not as bad as a mom test.

5.   A bad marriage is like a wasp. It can sting you and make you feel a lot of pain.

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6.   You’ll never stand tall if you slip and fall.

7.   Healthcare insurance is like dirty underwear. It stinks!

8.   If you can’t afford a date, perhaps you should settle for a plum.

9.   It is not wise to join a rock group called The Taliband.

10. Beware of the sign that says, “Home Sweet Foreclosed Home.”