It will all come to and end in 2012.  That’s what they tell me.  There seems to be some kind of correlation between the Biblical prophesies, and the Aztec calendar that lends credence to the theory.  Wars, roumours of wars, false prophets etc.  So, what to do?

Look on the bright side, you won’t have to worry about that student loan anymore!  What about your home loan?  Doesn’t matter.  Hey! if you’ve been afraid of making a commitment to a long term relationship, why worry? you’ve only got to give four years of undying love, support and devotion to it.  You can do this!  Maybe your a big time Wall Street investor…don’t worry, what’s a few years of working at Jack in the Box when we’re on the eve of destruction. 

What about those alien bastards?  Are they in on this deal?  Well, I’m not going to stand for it!  As soon as I see them,  I’m going to get their licence number and report them to immigration.  Come to think of it,  maybe the that’s why the INS is not protecting our borders…there won’t be a United States soon, or a Russia or a China either!

Is it the second coming, an act of God, alien invasion, or mans mismanagment of the earth’s resources that will cause it?  I don’t know, but I for one am not going without a fight!  If the Lord comes to carry me home…so be it!  But, otherwise I’ll load my shotgun and blast those aliens, or Satanic minions or whatever…right to the end!  I’ll be like that guy in War of the Worlds, you know “You and me Ray, I’m not so sure we’re on the same page.”  Except for digging a tunnel , that’s just absurd!  Everyone knows that the best way to fight foreign invaders is with a shotgun! 

Well, I guess I’ll go now, I’ve got to go and eat some high colesterol foods, drive without my seatbelt on, and have some unprotected sex!!!

God bless!