Have you ever known a hill Billie ? Can you tell the signs of a hill Billie ? If you don’t know anyone that is one or have never seen one here are a few clues.

1) Referring to your stove/oven as a cook-stove

2) Using the word” AT” for the word eat

3) Having to use your mother-n-laws bathroom because it is an inconvenience to fix yours

4) If you wear straw hats, sleeveless shirts and no deodorant

5) If while taking a shower you only “Hit the High Parts”

6) If you use the phrase “O Foot”

7) If the only toilet you own is being used as a flower pot in the front lawn

If only one of the ten cars in your yard runs

9) If you own 200 books and have never read any of them

10) If your floorboard is missing

11)Putting  your doghouse to the car with your dog in it while moving

12 ) If your teeth are kept in a mayonnaise jar

13) If all your shoes have holes in them

14) If you use straw as a toothpick

If you see or hear any of these, you have just met a hill Billie.