**This is a joke**

1. Ignore them when they talk to you and say “whatever” a lot.

2. Stick paper down your pants to impress them.

3. Grow a beard

4. Stare at them in the eyes and tell them how beautiful they look.

5. Show them how strong you are by beating up some freshman kids.

6. Show them how good of a kisser you are.

7. Spray cologne all over yourself.

8. Spray axe all over yourself.

9. Grow a Mohawk.

10. Never forget to use axe anti-dandruff conditioner

The root cause of the Peloponnesian was the differences between Athens and Sparta. Sparta traditionally had the best foot soldiers in Greece and controlled many neighboring territories whose populations were tied to the land as slaves. Athens was the best at Navy and they made a league called the Delian League which defended the land from pirates and Persians. Also the Athenians had democracy and many people studied Philosophy but the Spartans had dictatorship and all they cared for was military