The busy pace of everyday life may make it difficult to find time for a little innocent fun. But fear not, this quick and easy list of tricks is sure to get you turned on without breaking the bank.

1. Home Field Advantage

   Forget the high-priced, high- stress, nightlife scene and try staying in to get turned on. Create a soft sensual play area on the floor out of bean-bag chairs, couch cushions and pillows. Have your favorite snacks, movies, and drinks at arms length and instantly become a VIP right in your own living room, bedroom, garage or kitchen. There’s no bouncer, no cover charge and you don’t even have to tip the waiter. 

2. Chocolate Love

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   You’ve heard about shellfish or oysters, but why not try some dark chocolate. Most dark chocolate candy is filled with Carmel , marshmallows, mint or cream to help cut the bitter taste.  Studies also show that dark chocolate is rich in antioxidants and can help keep you looking young and beautiful. The sugar in dark chocolate  provides an endorphin rush, helping to boost the pleasure centers in your brain and get you turned on.

3. Cold Fusion

   Ice is free, it’s cold and it’s waiting for you right behind your freezer door. Why create an extra thrill by tracing ice across your skin. Once it melts, not even CSI can find the evidence of your extracurricular activities.

4. Aroma Therapy

   We’ve all got those useless scented candles at home, but why not try spicing up your aromatic game. Go prehistoric by grabbing a scarf and blindfolding yourself. Then take a turn at sniffing your partner’s skin. Research proves that humans get subconscious stimulation by pheromones, or those barely detectable scents from the surface of the skin. You can heighten your sense of smell by temporarily blocking your sight with the blindfold.

5. Conjunction Junction: What’s Your Function

   Try indulging in some handcrafted poetry. Turn your spell check on and start weaving  some linguistic tapestries which are sure to impress that certain someone. If you’re not exactly Shakespeare, find a friend who is and share a laugh at some naughty nuances.

6. S’mores

   Food fights are not just for bad Disney movies. Why not make a slip and slide out of some  whipped cream and strawberry jello, have a paintball war with Oreo cookies, or even try playing Mission Impossible with fruit salad and bologna. It might be worth the mess just to have the opportunity of beaming someone in the face with some banana cream pie.

7. Exercise

   (What?! Oh no!) Oh yes. Channel some adrenaline, get sweaty and burn some calories. This isn’t  your 8th grade P.E. class. You can wear what you want and even play fun games like tennis, badminton, volleyball or water polo to get turned on. Exercise is proven to release endorphins and increase the rate blood circulating throughout your body. Instead of joining some high priced gym, get two of those big one gallon water containers at the grocery store for 89 cents and start squatting. You can also get cheap tennis rackets at Walmart or Target and  play for free at the park or local high school. Once you look in the mirror at your improved physique you’re sure to start getting spiced up.

8. Go Shopping

   I know that we’re in a recession, but you can still go shopping without buying anything (or relatively anything). Pick a large area like the mall or a shopping center with a lot of large stores, make up a scavenger hunt with your friends and take pictures of all the stuff on your wish list.  Post your pics on facebook,  brag about all the great stuff you just got (liar), and relive your newfound role-playing experience. You won’t be alone either. Newspapers have recently noticed a weird  phenomenon where customers desert their carts in the middle of the store, or during an online shopping spree because they wanted the thrill of  shopping without having to pay for it.

9. Wrap It Up

   This one’s a bit odd, but whatever. Why not party with some plastic wrap. You can wrap and arm, a leg or even the whole body and experience the weird sensation of being encased in a sexy plastic shell.

10. “Luke … I am your Father.”

    If you don’t have a Darth Vader mask, you can still participate. Try imitating extremely low or high voices and saying funny/sexy stuff. You can surprise someone (preferably someone you know please) with a random phone call so that they’ll be sure to admire your talented voiceover work.

Hopefully these 10 suggestions will help get you turned on, or laughing so hard that you don’t care anymore. Enjoy.