1. Who is Tolkien? I prefer Dr. Seuss.
2. I got an xbox 360 so my daughter can play Hello Kitty and Barbie games. Is it useful for anything else?
3. Comic books are for kids!
4. Roleplaying games are for people who can’t deal with real life.
5. The Pirates of the Caribbean movies are so realistic.
6. Windows, Mac, Linux is it even any different?
7. I don’t like the idea of humanoid robots because they’ll probably become evil and try to take over.
8. “Nobody plays World of Warcraft”
9. My computer is faster/lighter/older/cheaper/more expensive/smaller/bigger than yours.
10. Anime is just for kids.
11. See you later, I’m going on a date.
12. Science Fiction is all robots and rayguns.

Have fun annoying geeks and nerds