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How to Recognize the Saint You Stumbled Upon

Published by Patrick Bernauw in Life
October 29, 2008

In an abandoned house, Silly Willy stumbled upon some statues that could be very valuable. To a great sinner like Silly Willy, they all look like saints.

Silly Willy says “hello” to the internet community of experts:

 

But right now, there is no time for socializing. Silly Willy has some urgent questions for you all.

For instance: “These saints… are they really what they look like? Who are they? And what are they worth?”

“This guy who looks like a monk and is carrying a child… What’s his name? Who is the child? Is this guy a piece of art… or just a piece of shit? And can I make some money with this little statue?”

 

“This fellow could be a bishop, maybe even a pope… But is he really? Imagine he is this fake pope! Some guy who is in fact a gall! That wouldn’t be a good investment, would it? How do you recognize a fraud?”

“And here is the lady of the house… You don’t ask a lady how old she is, so I’ll ask you! What’s the century she was made in? Could she be antique? A relique or something like that?”

“This dude wasn’t made in China, I hope… Is he a Buddha or something? He’s in bronze, that’s sort of fool’s gold, I guess. And maybe he is cursed, like in an Indiana Jones movie. But I’m not sure… Can you tell fact from fiction?”

Silly Willy asks you – yeah, U2! – to help him. Please give him the feedback he need so badly! Comment this fine pieces of art like if you were an expert and don’t mind if you are not, ’cause with Web 02 everyone is an expert!

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4 Comments

  1. Joanna Maharis
    Posted November 21, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    I found this article to be humorous, entertaining and fun.

    Take Care,

    Joanna Maharis

  2. SeerMax
    Posted October 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    The very first oicture reminds me of Saint Francis of Assisi

  3. Posted October 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Silly Willy ain’t no saint!

  4. Posted October 4, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    You have a bizarre sense of humor. I like it. LOL

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