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How to Survive a Zombie Attack

Published by Therodes in Life
July 14, 2009

A step by step guide to SURVIVE!

First of all make sure you don’t have any open cuts or sores as that will draw them in making them faster and CRAZY!

step 1 – Find a place with weapons such as a gun shop or Wal-mart with a gun shop in it. Gather the machine guns rifles pistols and ammo.

step 2 – Find a place with food and water such as a 7-11 and barricade the windows and doors with the shelves leaving only the tiniest gap for your weapon’s barrel to fit through.

step 3 – Then get a truck/car with a roll bar and some steel windows for protection and go around picking up any friends who haven’t been infected.

step 4 – Wait it out, science has proven that the zombies found have had extremely short lifespans as they have half lives which means they are deteriorating.

step 5 – Reteach the world about the modern sciences before you grow too old.

step 6- Relax and wait to die of old age.

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  1. Posted August 3, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    I like your article, funny, informative, well written, but I was just getting in to the article and then it ended. :( I would love if you write a bit more, gonna check out your profile now, love zombies.

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