How to Tell If Your Bank is in Trouble

Published by lorilynn in Life
October 2, 2008

With the nation in a panic, I offer several signs to look out for to make sure your money is safe.

At the drive thru they ask if you want fries with that
Sign on the door say “Closed for Holiday” but it isn’t a holiday
ATM gives out coupons instead of cash
For Sale sign posted on lawn
Even the “Computer Voice” won’t answer the phone
New brochures printed in Chinese
The Bank is robbing people
Ceo opens new account at a Credit Union
Swat team surrounds building making sure NO ONE cuts line.
Swat team’s jackets read FDIC
Manager is hiding under his/her desk
Tellers circling want ads between customers
They will accept your first born as Collateral
Offering High Interest rates for deposits
Lobby stocked with deposit only slips. (Withdraw slips being shredded in the back)
ATM screen blinks the word “Sucker!” and then says transaction can not be processed
Bank calls asking you for a loan
Free house with every new account!

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