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If Your Car Could Talk

Published by CHRISTIAN EAVES in Life
July 24, 2008

Here’s what it would probably say.

  1. What is wrong with you?

  2. Good morning idiot.

  3. Change my tires !

  4. Hey I’m dirty.

  5. I’m not a paint sniffer, I can’t run on fumes.

  6. I got a bug in my eye.

  7. Have a good day at work.

  8. Hey dipstick, I need oil !

  9. Don’t you dare fart on me!

  10. Does she want to see my Fifth wheel?

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