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Irritations and Complainers
There seems to be so many complainers in the world. Are we all becoming more intolerant? There just seem to be so many things that get on people’s nerves. Perhaps we all should all just make a great big list. I’ll be happy to start it off with a list of my own.
Things That Irritate Me
Anything Slow
Slow Lines
Slow Lanes
Slow People
Slow Cashiers
Slow Baristas
Anything Loud
Loud Music
Loud Babies
Loud Dogs
Loud Cats (okay, so they aren’t loud, but they irritate me anyway)
Loud Televisions
Loud Cars, Pickups, Snowmachines, Waverunners, etc.
Loud Fireworks
Loud Dishwashers, Dryers, and other household machines
Loud Tools, Lawn tractors, table saws, Leaf Blowers
Leaf Blowers (rate their own listing)
Low Water Pressure (faucet, shower, hose)
Men who take their wives last name (with a hyphen? just as bad)
People who don’t wash their hands! (How can a person poop and not wash?)
People who congregate to talk in the grocery store aisle or at the airport arrival gate
Sleeping through my alarm clock
Waking up before my alarm
Newsmagazine television and Reality programs that repeat the last two minutes youve just seen when they return from the commercial break (over and over and over )
Long commercial breaks
Political Ads (is this on everyones list by now? Well, just wait until November!)
Having to change my Passwords because someone in tech support says so
Crutch words and phrases (end of the day, actually, like, you know, whatever, best at what he does)
TV Weather Reporters (all of them) Its nothing but a guessing game and they act like it is science.
Fireworks during the week prior to the 4th of July. Drives me and the dogs crazy!
Being called buddy or pal. Who the heck are you, anyway?
People who offer to help but never show up for the work. Add this to your own list.
People who cant get to the point of why they are calling until I try to say good-bye. As in: Umm, wait up a minute…there is something I wanted to ask you…
Croc shoes, if they are actually shoes. They look stupid.
Food with no nutritional value, like iceberg lettuce. Why do restaurants serve this?
Beer bellies. Well, who likes them? Anyone?
People who always have to one-up me when I tell a story. (also called pissing higher on the barn wall) I had friends like this once.
I even irritate myself, by:
Spending too much time reading
Spending too much time on the internet
Spending too much time on the computer
Spending too much time worrying
Spending too much time complaining
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