Follow us on Twitter
Mastercard First to Sign Up Paris Hilton for Product Endorsement Commercial
The old adage must be true: “Any publicity is good publicity, even if it’s bad”, as Paris Hilton’s agent begins to entertain incoming offers for commercial endorsements for his hot jailbird client.
Here is an advanced look at the proposed MasterCard ad copy:
- Plain cotton mattress: $50.00
- County jail issued detainee orange jumper suit: $20.00
- Upgrade to a prison hospital wardroom at the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department Correctional Facility Twin Towers with a spectacular view of the nighttime skyline at the taxpayers’ expense (per day): $1,100
- Having a rich grandpa who is willing to call in a favor for political contributions to the local Sheriff’s re-election campaign to ensure your relative comfort and safety for the reminder of your incarceration: Priceless.
0
Liked it
Liked it
