When God created Adam and Eve they walked around naked for a while without worry. It wasn’t until they realized their nakedness that they became shamed and added the fig leaf. I don’t think I have ever had this metaphorical fig leaf. I have always been unashamed of my body. Now, let me get this straight, my body isn’t the most desirable one. In fact, I would have to say it is the exact opposite. I am a little overweight, my knees are knobby and my ass is hairy, but even with all this I want to be naked. It is a freeing feeling. I sleep in the nude and I couldn’t imagine sleeping any other way.

My nakedness has been extremely limited over the last four years because I have lived with roommates. I currently live in New York with my girlfriend and two other roommates. Our apartment is large for New York, but we are still always on top of each other. I rarely get to be naked anymore. One of my roommates doesn’t have a job and is always home, so my nakedness time is extremely limited. I have my bedroom, but my body doesn’t like to be confined to just one room, it likes to roam free and enjoy the world. Well, I believe God must have been listening to my prays because my roommates have left for a long vacation, meaning it is just me, my body, and every room in the apartment.

No Roomates, No Clothes!