New Ideas for Batman’s Utility Belt
10 humorous ideas for new items for Batman’ utility belt.
As all Batman fans know, Batman has a special utility belt that he uses for emergencies.
He always seems to find the right object to pull out just in the nick of time. Here are ten ideas for new items to be placed in his utility belt:
- Tic Tacs. You never know when Batman will need to keep his breath fresh. After all, it is a well-known fact that Batman has a personal liking to Catwoman.
- Pick Up Sticks. These are not ordinary sticks. Their tips have quick acting sleeping powder. Good item for quick escapes or to render many enemies harmless.
- Jelly Beans. These beauties come in a variety of colors and flavors. When launched by the Bat slingshot, they can create emotional distress with anyone in close contact with these beans.
- Bike Streamers. They are compact but very effective. The streamers will adhere to a person’s clothes and wrap around him like a mummy.
- Mini Massager. Batman faces many dangers and can feel physically exhausted after any given night. The Bat massager will relax his tired muscles. It can also provide heat to his worn out body.
- Stain Remover. Batman gets into a lot of dirty situations. His costume can get dirty from all the filth and grime. The Bat stain remover is the solution. It will remove any stains. It will leave Batman feeling fresh and clean. Also, Batman can also use the Bat wrinkle remover. It complements the Bat stain remover completely.
- Glue. Batman needs to have quick acting glue added to his utility belt. Batman faces a number of sticky situations. With Bat glue, Batman can be sure that his villains face the same fate.
- Multiple Vitamins. It will not stop crime, but it will help keep Batman physically fit.
- Pen Knife and Laser Gun. Batman will be able to cut himself out of bad situations. Also, the Laser Gun will act as a stunning device.
- Lip Gloss. Always be prepared Batman. You’ve saved our planet many times. There are a lot of people who would like to give you a kiss. You might as well be prepared with some Bat lip-gloss.
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Imagin Batman’s surprise when he realizes at the moment he needs them most that Robin stole all his jelly beans.
Stain Remover???? Lolz…this article was really funny:)