Newton in romantic mood……

Universal Law:

” Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money and from one boyfriend to another boyfriend with loss of time. “

First Law:

” A boy and girl not loving will remain dormant unless acted upon by an external fore i.e. the girl slips and falls into the boys hands and similarly A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless

any external agent i.e. brother or father of the gal comes into play and break the legs of the boy. “

Second Law:

” The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. Similarly the change of rate of love of a boy towards a girl is directly proportional to the number of times the girl proposes to him. “

Third Law:

” The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and

opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping him back and Similarly The force applied by the girl while liking the boy is equal and opposite to the force applied applied on the boys brains….”